The ladies on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City present like a fever dream. All of them are chaotic, messy, and sarcastic. But one of them, Mary Cosby, takes the cake (unless it comes from a hospital). Mary’s mouth spouts off the strangest, goofiest, most WTF statements ever. Not shockingly, the RHOSLC Season 5, Episode 3 preview shows us that Mary and her mouth are about to drop yet another verbal bomb on us, as apparently, her father has a connection to Jeffrey Dahmer.
Take a beat. Reread that last line. Get up and get some coffee.
Mary Cosby will reveal her father’s connection to Jeffrey Dahmer during RHOSLC Season 5, Episode 3
When the trailer for RHOSLC Season 5, Episode 3 opens up, Mary appears, exiting a black SUV in Milwaukee. On her face is an N95-like mask, and on her head is a hoodie. Mary is a pro at protecting herself from viruses and poor people fans.
Mary then states that she loves visiting this city. Her dad is from Milwaukee, so trips to this area make her think fondly about her father. But then, Mary does what Mary does best. She freaks me out with a massive statement, which she delivers with a no-big-deal mindset.
“He actually used to live like a street away from Jeffrey Dahmer,” this quotable Real Housewives star noted, adding, “And every time he would go to work, he’d smell a smell. And he always said, ‘Where’s that smell coming from?'” Following this, “maybe like a week later, they arrested Jeffrey Dahmer,” Mary explains.
And now, things make a little bit more sense. Mary and her father are both sensitive to smells.
“He saw the whole thing go down. I think he was just being nosey. But, he saw it,” Mary notes.
Following this, the producers enter the chat. Mary has made it from her SUV to the hotel’s front door, but her suitcases do not fit through the entrance. They are smaller bags, but sometimes, small things are hard. As the music picks up her struggles, Mary (thankfully) makes it through right before her fellow RHOSLC costars arrive.
I can’t with this ridiculous series. Meaning, I can.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 5 airs every Wednesday at 9/8c on Bravo.
