Jo Wenberg Is “Missing” Tom Schwartz

   

Former Vanderpump Rules personality Jo Wenberg mentioned “missing” Tom Schwartz in her Instagram story.

Jo reposted a video of her and Schwartz galavanting through life together. She added the text, “Missing him today.”

 

Jo’s post:

The post was originally published on August 24, 2024, but she edited it 15 hours before this article’s publication time.

“Finding someone who matches your exact flavor of weird is cosmic jackpot material,” wrote Jo. “Tom and I were eerily synchronized—like we share one brain cell that bounces between us with remarkable precision.”

“We named every plant and the birds outside our window with elaborate backstories. Silly Sally was the noisy one who never shut up—much like us when we got going. We’d strange-walk down streets, him with his perpetually bare, questionably dirty feet – shoes were always optional- me with my inexplicable bounce-step, while shouting T$! and him yelling back ‘JOSEF!’ across rooms full of strangers who looked at us like we’d escaped from somewhere. We didn’t care.
‘What in tarnations?!’ we’d exclaim at absolutely nothing, dissolving into laughter that made sense only to us.”

“I never bothered with makeup around him—my unfiltered face fit perfectly into our disheveled aesthetic of thrift-store fashion disasters. People couldn’t decide if we were fashionably homeless or just confused about how clothes worked.”

 

“We were this hilarious mess—our own little comedy special that nobody else quite got the tickets to. And honestly? I wouldn’t have had it any other way.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ what a wild comedy duo situation. 10 outta 10 with that one. Here’s a little tribute to one of my favorite humans – the Sasquatch and myself, the tall grey.”