“She left me to reclaim her soul, and now she’s clinging to the ghost of someone else’s divorce?”
Hollywood is no stranger to explosive breakups, but for Randall Emmett, being “morally crucified” by Lala Kent only to watch her cozy up to Tom Schwartz — the ex-husband of her supposed best friend Katie Maloney — is a betrayal he says he cannot stomach.
As dating rumors between Lala and Schwartz continue to spiral following their joint podcast appearance and multiple sightings around Los Angeles, Randall — the man Lala left behind in a firestorm of allegations — is reportedly boiling over behind closed doors.
“She left me because I ‘had no morals,’” Randall allegedly fumed to a close friend at a private gathering in Miami Friday night. “Then a few months later, she’s gushing over the guy who sobbed on national TV because his wife dumped him?”
A source present at the event claimed, “Randall wasn’t drunk. He was sober, furious, and stunned. He kept repeating that if Lala wanted to move on, why Schwartz? Why that guy?”
Randall — previously slammed by Lala for being “manipulative, controlling, and deceitful” — reportedly can’t fathom that she’s now aligned herself with someone he calls “a less scandalous version of me, but twice as pathetic.”
“Schwartz is a guy who couldn’t stand up for himself, who crumbled under pressure, who dodged emotional responsibility every step of the way. And that’s who she’s calling her ideal sperm donor? Please,” Randall told his team during a heated internal media meeting Monday.
Lala Kent, 34, had long stated she left Randall to “protect her daughter and rebuild her self-worth” after damning allegations surfaced in 2021. But in a recent episode of Give Them Lala, she confessed that Schwartz would’ve been her pick for a donor if she had to choose from the Pump Rules cast.
“She called me a monster — and now she wants her daughter calling him daddy?” Randall allegedly said in a leaked voice message. “I may have screwed up, sure. But I never backed out of responsibility. Schwartz? He ghosted his marriage and now gets to be the emotional rebound? What a joke.”
Sources close to Randall say he is now considering filing restrictions to prevent Ocean, their daughter, from spending unsupervised time with “any man who is not a legal guardian” — a clear swipe at Schwartz. “Randall’s serious. If Lala keeps letting Schwartz around Ocean without formal agreements, he’ll go to court,” one family lawyer confirmed.
Meanwhile, Schwartz — fresh off a breakup with 24-year-old Sophia Skoro and reportedly still reeling from past emotional scars — has remained publicly silent. But according to a production insider on The Valley, “Schwartz knows this is driving Randall crazy. And honestly? He doesn’t care anymore.”
If Lala and Randall’s breakup was a wound, Tom Schwartz’s sudden presence is the twist of the knife — and for the first time since 2021, Randall Emmett has officially lost his cool.
“They can hold hands all they want,” Randall allegedly said. “But he better keep his hands off my daughter.”