Kyle Richards Boasted She Knew “Every F*cking Crumb” About Mauricio Umansky’s Dating Life When They Lived Together - suong

Kyle proudly announced her hobby, despite Dorit Kemsley low-key trying to get her frenemy to withhold the information.

Mauricio was being monitored:

Kyle admitted, “I didn’t know he was seeing anybody, [but] I assumed. Before he moved out and got his own place, I used to see all his messages.”

“Listen. My day job is detective. This is just a little gig.”

Erika ‘Jayne’ Girardi noted Kyle has “a close friend [Teddi Mellencamp] that’s a master detective.”

“And your sister,” interjected Kathy Hilton in the most big sister way ever.

Cosplaying as a girls’ girl, Kyle worked to repair her image. “I would say more, but I don’t want to give any tips so that the men start putting their little things. (Huh?!?!) This is something only to be said to women, off camera.”

“I do know every, every f*cking crumb,” declared Kyle.

“I’m not going to be like him, you know, skiing on the slopes with people, but I want to move in that aspect, too. I will be very soon!” Andy, along with all of Kyle’s cast mates, were pleasantly surprised to even get a hint of a morsel about Kyle’s romantic life.

Mau has embraced the single life:

Detective Kyle’s friends had boots on the ground when Mauricio was seen at Chateau Marmont with two random brunettes.

ICYMI, Lisa Rinna, Erika Jayne, (and Dorit, we later learned) saw Kyle’s estranged husband out with two women at the popular West Hollywood haunt.

According to an eyewitness, Kyle’s friends even came out of the bathroom while Mauricio canoodled the unknown woman.

Mau and his date ”had someone bringing drinks to their table. They had sparkling and still water. It was about 12 am and they were starting to close up the bar.”

That’s when “Lisa and Erika came out of the bathroom.” Kyle’s friends “walked past him, which was awkward.”

“People noticed.”

The source stated they were “pretty sure [EJ and Rinna] saw him because the bathroom is directly opposite the table he was sitting at.” Additionally, “It’s a tiny room, they would be looking straight towards him coming out.”

“I don’t think he saw them, and they didn’t go over to speak to him.”

Later in the night, Mauricio had a public makeout sesh with one of the women. Kyle, as she stated while filming part three of the reunion, will “move in that aspect” as Mau has regarding dating “very soon.”