Tom Schwartz and Vanderpump Rules continue to live rent-free in the mind of Jo Wenberg.
The hairdresser took to social media to discuss her road to VPR and her current status with Schwartz.
How it started:
Jo jumped into her VPR origin story. “I just want to clear up some things [and] I did not want to be on the TV show.” She claimed, “I was only signed on for two scenes.”
“Maybe some people will go to The Valley. I will not.”
A fan asked, “If season twelve aired, would you have been on?” Jo responded, “Yeah. We were. Yeah. That was about to happen.”
How it ended:
“I got dumped on national television,” a woeful Jo lamented. “I hope I’m very relatable.”
Jo asked her Instagram followers for aid on the app.
“Let’s start a petition for Tom Schwartz to unblock me so [he] and I can shoot the sh*t again. It’d be nice.”
Regarding the end of her and Schwartz’s ‘situationship,’ Jo felt blindsighted.
“Unfortunately, you guys had to see that on national television, unbeknownst to me.”
“So, f*ck off if you think that it’s real easy to get over somebody that dumped you on international television.”
From the desk of Jo:
ICYMI, Schwartz’s former fling gave thanks to her lovers and haters after news of the VPR reboot dropped. “Shout out to my Vanderpump squad who welcomed me, saw through the drama, and recognized my heart.”
“To everyone who gets that my personality isn’t wacky, it’s just a five-star experience to BEING F*CKING MYSELF ON INTERNATIONAL TV.”
Jo challenged the readers. “You try it. Try being on TV aka massive reality show.”
She also left a low-key message for Schwartz in her soliloquy. “And shout out to someone I miss who broke my heart, but still wish him the best. 👽🦍.”