Brandi Glanville teases hot make out session with a 'boy or girl' in wild update on her facial disfigurement - suong

   

Brandi Glanville made her priorities crystal clear while delivering a wild health update on her mysterious facial disfigurement on Tuesday.

The 52-year-old RHOBH alum said she couldn't wait to make out 'with a hot boy or girl' as she listed all she was looking forward to once she overcame her health ailment.

Brandi made the revelation as she publicly thanked Dr. Michael Scoma, an infectious disease immunology expert who 'delivers proactive treatments to Long COVID and [Myalgic Encephalomyelitis] ME patients.' 

'I am so thankful to my NYC angel @DrScomaME_CFS for actually wanting to help me get better. I'm finally getting answers!' Brandi gushed on X.

'Can't wait to live again (fix teeth, put on 10lbs, and make out with a hot boy or girl). I cannot wait to get out of this house and live!'

Glanville continued: 'And then I fall in love again, but I won't let him know it. I won't lose that power, but then I will end up losing the power and will date for three years and it will be over.'

The Remedy singer previously revealed she hadn't had sex since October 2023 during the December 29th episode of her podcast, Brandi Glanville Unfiltered.

Brandi Glanville made her priorities crystal clear while delivering a wild health update on her mysterious facial disfigurement on Tuesday (pictured December 7)
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Brandi Glanville pictured April 25, 2024
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Brandi Glanville made her priorities crystal clear while delivering a wild health update on her mysterious facial disfigurement on Tuesday 

 
The 52-year-old RHOBH alum was publicly thanking Dr. Michael Scoma, an infectious disease immunology expert who 'delivers proactive treatments to Long COVID and [Myalgic Encephalomyelitis] ME patients' (pictured July 16)
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The 52-year-old RHOBH alum was publicly thanking Dr. Michael Scoma, an infectious disease immunology expert who 'delivers proactive treatments to Long COVID and [Myalgic Encephalomyelitis] ME patients' (pictured July 16)In April, Brandi admitted to Us Weekly that she missed having sex with men: 'I miss socializing with my girlfriends and then having sex with men.'

'I'm a Scorpio. I love sex. I was having a lot of it and now I haven't had any of it and I'm like, "Have I forgotten how to kiss?" But, like, I've lost myself. I feel more insecure than I ever have in my life,' she said. 

Glanville has seen dozens of doctors and claimed steroids, antibiotics, and antiviral medication have all failed to help her.

The Traitors contestant has spent over $113K trying to remove the hard lumps on her cheekbone, jaw, and neck which she blames on the COVID-19 vaccine and a mysterious facial parasite caught in Morocco.

Brandi's The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip co-star Vicki Gunvalson claims to have contracted the same exact condition, which she treats with taking Ivermectin 'twice a month.'

'We all got sick when we went to Morocco,' the 63-year-old RHOC alum recalled on SiriusXM Tuesday.

'My stomach's bloated, I don't feel good. I feel tired. Where I'm at now is like, "Why do I always feel sluggish?" I don't go poop. Like, it's very hard for me. It might be once a week, if that.'

Vicki added: 'Brandi is in so much pain. She's got a very large parasite...It moves. It goes into her mouth. It's bad.'

Glanville - who commands $125 on Cameo - keeps busy selling used clothing and accessories through her 'Reality Shop' on eBay.

The former model is also every bit the influencer with paid partnerships for companies like Cruise of Deception, Wander, Usual Wines, and Chara Health.

Earlier this month, The Valley star Scheana Shay confessed in her memoir My Good Side that she had a secret 'physical relationship' with Brandi's husband Eddie Cibrian 'at the end of 2006, which was a weekly booty call.'

Brandi rejoiced on X: 'I'm finally getting answers! Can't wait to live again (fix teeth, put on 10lbs, and make out with a hot boy or girl). I cannot wait to get out of this house and live!'

Brandi rejoiced on X: 'I'm finally getting answers! Can't wait to live again (fix teeth, put on 10lbs, and make out with a hot boy or girl). I cannot wait to get out of this house and live!'

Glanville continued: 'And then I fall in love again, but I won't let him know it. I won't lose that power, but then I will end up losing the power and will date for three years and it will be over'

Glanville continued: 'And then I fall in love again, but I won't let him know it. I won't lose that power, but then I will end up losing the power and will date for three years and it will be over'

The Remedy singer previously revealed she hadn't had sex since October 2023 during the December 29th episode of her podcast, Brandi Glanville Unfiltered
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The Remedy singer previously revealed she hadn't had sex since October 2023 during the December 29th episode of her podcast, Brandi Glanville Unfiltered

Brandi was still involuntarily celibate in April when she admitted to Us Weekly: 'I'm a Scorpio. I love sex. I was having a lot of it and now I haven't had any of it and I'm like, "Have I forgotten how to kiss?" But, like, I've lost myself. I feel more insecure than I ever have in my life'
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Brandi was still involuntarily celibate in April when she admitted to Us Weekly: 'I'm a Scorpio. I love sex. I was having a lot of it and now I haven't had any of it and I'm like, "Have I forgotten how to kiss?" But, like, I've lost myself. I feel more insecure than I ever have in my life'

Glanville has seen dozens of doctors and claimed steroids, antibiotics, and antiviral medication have all failed to help her
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Glanville has seen dozens of doctors and claimed steroids, antibiotics, and antiviral medication have all failed to help her

The Traitors contestant has spent over $113K trying to remove the hard lumps on her cheekbone, jaw, and neck which she blames on the COVID-19 vaccine and a mysterious facial parasite caught in Morocco
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The Traitors contestant has spent over $113K trying to remove the hard lumps on her cheekbone, jaw, and neck which she blames on the COVID-19 vaccine and a mysterious facial parasite caught in Morocco

Brandi's The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip co-star Vicki Gunvalson (2-L, pictured in 2023) claims to have contracted the same exact condition, which she treats with taking Ivermectin 'twice a month'
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Brandi's The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip co-star Vicki Gunvalson (2-L, pictured in 2023) claims to have contracted the same exact condition, which she treats with taking Ivermectin 'twice a month'

The 63-year-old RHOC alum recalled on SiriusXM Tuesday: 'We all got sick when we went to Morocco. My stomach's bloated, I don't feel good. I feel tired. Where I'm at now is like, "Why do I always feel sluggish?"'
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The 63-year-old RHOC alum recalled on SiriusXM Tuesday: 'We all got sick when we went to Morocco. My stomach's bloated, I don't feel good. I feel tired. Where I'm at now is like, "Why do I always feel sluggish?"'

 
 

It wasn't until two years later that the 52-year-old actor's on-set affair with his Northern Lights leading lady LeAnn Rimes destroyed his eight-year marriage with Glanville.

The California blonde and Eddie remain amicable for the sake of their two adult sons - Mason, 22; and Jake, 18.

On March 7, Cibrian revealed he got a plum new part by sharing tuxedo-clad snaps of himself with eight-time Oscar nominee Glenn Close on the LA set of the upcoming Hulu legal drama, All's Fair.

Creator Ryan Murphy's $69.7M-budget sexy adult procedural about an all-female law firm also features Kim Kardashian, Sarah Paulson, Naomi Watts, Niecy Nash, Teyana Taylor, Brooke Shields, Matthew Noszka, and Ed O'Neill.